Aries
They get grouchy and snap at everyone who tries to talk to them.
Taurus
They freak out and rush straight to the doctor as soon as the first symptom arises.
Gemini
They call out sick from work, but they still find the energy to hang out with their friends.
Cancer
They swear they aren’t actually sick. They act like they’re perfectly healthy and don’t need a doctor.
Leo
They load up on over-the-counter medicine. They go as long as possible without visiting a doctor because it’s too expensive and too much of a hassle.
Virgo
They force themselves to suck it up and get to work, even though they’re miserable the entire time.
Libra
They become restless and suddenly want to make a million plans and visit a million places. Being confined to bed makes them desperate to be anywhere else.
Scorpio
They complain about being sick nonstop. They make sure everyone knows how much they’re suffering.
Sagittarius
They expect their partner (or their parents) to baby them with soup and fuzzy blankets.
Capricorn
They spend all day and night in bed. They don’t bother to change out of their pajamas or shower.
Aquarius
They use their sickness as an excuse to be lazy. They draw it out for as long as they can.
Pisces
They drop off the face of the planet until they feel better because they don’t want anyone to see them like this.
