Aries
Aries are known for being free-spirited and loving to try new things. You’re in charge of the event and take up all the important space in the room. You bring people together and record memories. You might only be able to beat Van Wilder.
Taurus
You like things that are fancy and right. You want the sophistication that makes you feel high-class, and you probably spend a lot of time and money to look as well as be sophisticated. You’ll probably be in the middle of the room at a party, meeting everyone who comes up to you with the sparkling wit of a great host and the sultry charm of a great mistress.
Gemini
Gemini, you sure know how to party! You’re likely dancing on the tables with another Aries right now, or you’re hoola hoops in front of the campfire after taking shrooms. You’re always hanging out with other Aries when you’re not keeping up with them.
Cancer
Cancer, you are the music as long as the music plays! There’s a dance queen in you that rules every party. You can sing along with all the club hits and party like there’s no tomorrow. Life is a beautiful song hummed by two voices when you’re with me.
Leo
Most likely, you’re taking selfies in the bathroom mirror, talking to all your best friends, or hanging out at the party in the “cool” area. You throw away your drink and leave if you don’t see any good fits.
Virgo
They’ll be the first ones to leave if they had too many drinks. Virgos like to be around other people, but they’ll feel bad about themselves if they’re not clean. If the worst comes to the worst, they’ll lie down on the bathroom floor and like their Instagram crush until their battery dies.
Libra
Libras like to be around other people and are good at making them happy. You might see them at a party as the best artists, making memories while skinny dipping in the pool, singing for everyone, or getting sexy on the dance floor.
Scorpio
You may be wondering what you’re doing. Scorpios don’t like to party; they’d rather watch what’s going on from the sidelines. You could write a book about it. Don’t worry about it; where is the drink I asked for?
Sagittarius
You don’t mess around. You get what you want. Angels sing heads turn, and drinks pour out when you walk into the room. Seriously, Sag, you are a party in and of yourself, ruling over any dull soiree in full Technicolor.
Capricorn
You are sensible. Keep an eye on the salad bowl, try to “help” out in the kitchen, and stay as far away from the party center as you can. Capri, you don’t leave your safe zone very often, but you like being the observer with a voyeuristic streak.
Aquarius
It’s not just written in the stars that water bearers know how to throw a good party. You can always count on them to make room for someone else and let them shine. They love being the center of attention. They are wonderful hosts who will do anything to make everyone feel welcome and special. They also like things to be perfect, so they may have a few beers and cry before the whole thing is over.
Pisces
Pisces people are quiet, but their minds are very powerful. They enjoy color, beauty, and empathy, but they also show some dark sensuality. At a party, they’ll hang out with their hottest friends, who might not be the talkative ones. They like adventurous stories with a twist.
