Aries
Aries people aren’t only petty; they’re reckless, impulsive, and carelessly set their homes on fire. If you disregard their text, they will make it their goal to disregard yours even more. Did you unfollow them? Awesome. Your mother, your dog, and yourself are being blocked. Aries goes nuclear instead of just getting even.
Taurus
Taurus people don’t get angry over little things. Not. They belong to the tiny financial category. Did you end things with them? Well, they’re terminating all of the streaming services they had previously paid for. Is $5 still due to them? No matter what, they will insist on talking about it whenever they see you.
Gemini
When you cross a Gemini, they will make sure that everyone knows that you have never existed. They will attend a party, stand directly beside you, and pretend that they have never seen you before. If they say, “Sorry, what was your name again?” while maintaining a straight face, you’ll get extra points.
Cancer
When it comes to pettiness, Cancer is an emotional maestro. Something really personal that they know will haunt you for years will be brought up. Did you overlook their birthday? Instead of shouting, they will just respond, “No, it’s okay. I didn’t think you would remember, anyhow. And suddenly you’re experiencing a serious existential crisis.
Leo.
What does pettiness mean to Leo? They’re living their finest life and making sure you see it. Stop them? Their glow-up will be shared on the stories of all their mutual friends. Betray them? They are acting as though they have never been happier and arriving at the same occasion looking flawless. Being legendary without you is their form of retaliation.
Virgo
Instead of being petty, Virgobecomesme methodical. If you irritate them, be ready to endure endless fact-checking, grammar corrections, and subtle insults. When you make a mistake, they will wait for you to say, “Hmm, that’s incorrect, but no worries!” loud enough for everyone to hear.
Libra
Libras are socially strategic; they don’t fight or shout. You did do them incorrectly? They will look amazing and get incredibly close to everyone in your social circle. Your best friend’s jokes will make them laugh especially hard, and they’ll be contacting your sister about astrology at random. Their payback? You are witnessing their success.
Scorpio
Scorpios are too intelligent to be blatantly petty. They will instead wait. Months, weeks, and if necessary, years. Then they’ll hit you right after you’ve forgotten about it. That humiliating secret you shared with them? Suddenly, people are aware. What position did you apply for? I’m sorry, it didn’t work out. What’s the best? You will never be able to identify them.
Sagittarius
Imagine how your secrets will fare when you irritate Sagittarius, who isn’t very good at preserving their secrets. Suggest something dubious to them? Oh no, the group chat is aware now. Make an effort to manage them. Oh no, they unintentionally made everyone aware of your neediness. They are casually petty but deadly.
Capricorn
Capricorn is a corporate petty person. Instead of fighting, they will make sure you regret ever interfering with them in a way that would hinder your career in the long run. Was it at work that you shaded them? Congratulations! It seems that you were not invited to any significant meetings. They exact revenge as though it were a calculated business move, and it always succeeds.
Aquarius
The coldest kind of petty is Aquarius. They will break up contact with you so abruptly that you will wonder if you ever had a friendship at all. No drama, no rage—just complete indifference. And worse? It won’t even matter to them that you’re angry about it. While you’re spiraling, they’ll be out here going about their lives just fine.
Pisces
The arts will be the direct destination for Pisces’ pettiness. Have you harmed them? It may be poetry, a tragic painting, or a mysterious Instagram caption that leaves you wondering whether it’s about you. Moreover, are they overly dramatic? They’ll share a picture of themselves in tears along with the saddest music lyrics they can find.
