What kind of Evil are you, According to your Zodiac sign
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Serpent Gorynych – Aries (March 21 – April 20)
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The unrelenting energy of the ruling planet – Mars influences the poor animal with such force that everyone around him runs with burnt holes and smells burnt. Therefore, his unquenchable care and attention, like himself, are hard to miss. He burns with all parts of speaking honestly and straightforwardly, but it would be better if he was silent.
Serpent Gorynych is impulsive, he should count to thirty and think well with each of his heads before flying and creating, destroying everything to the ground. He fails to try on someone else’s skin, not a single skin will fit on such a large-scale personality. Therefore, it is a creeping, flying, sleeping, and flame-throwing self-confidence, exorbitant pride, and ultimate truth. He is an ardent supporter of a polite dictatorship and tactful imposition of his own opinion with aimed fire, but he will not get into a fight first. Each barrel has a massive plug that seeks to guide the owner of the barrel, the drink, and the barrel. Thinks globally, on a grand scale, greatly exaggerating facts. If he is sick all over his head, then three at once, if he has gone with the appetite of one knight, he swears that he has gone a dozen.
Brownie – Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
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If you wind up in a Brownie’s apartment, do not despair, consider that you are very lucky, you bought a Taurus for a cheap price, and a Golden one.
Breathe in deeply and do not breathe anymore, think about the material, and do not ask yourself a stupid question every day: “Where did the money go?” Money, appearing in the house, is immediately saved in a reliable bank, which you cannot reach without a good reason and petition. It is better to think about something spiritual, for example, about the soul, because the Brownie, although caring and practical, is evil, and a restless life awaits you. The brownie is jealous, stubborn, selfish, and uncompromising in arguments, so it is better to silently agree to everything. Especially unenviable is the situation when you drove in with your samovar Brownie, and the previous residents didn’t take their Brownie away, and you don’t have an address to express everything that you think about them. You will have to live in hell for a while. The house will become unbearably hot, you will be accused of all mortal sins, beating, stabbing people will fly around,
Goblin – Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
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Wildly changeable nature, shampoo, and conditioner in one bottle. Three minutes ago, Goblin arranged for you a head wash and gave you the heat, which was not how they stood, whistled, picked mushrooms, and now it carefully blows cool, like an air conditioner. What if you were sweating while you were trying to sort things out with him? Because in order to find out the relationship with Lesh, you need angelic patience, a sense of humor, and a lot of free time. Listen to Leshy, so everyone, except him, does not grow arms, legs, and heads from where it is needed. You will have to turn your skin inside out, change the right boot to the left, the left to the right, and guiltily back away on business so that Leshy would spare you and not talk twelve hours a day on any freely given topic. Do not sit on a stump, do not eat a pie – it will talk, confuse, choke on a pie.
Goblin has three gifts: the gift of speech, the gift of the deed, and the gift of boring, and he gives them away for free. Ruled by the swift-footed Mercury, the Goblin is mobile like mercury, runs, flickers, stealing a decoction of freshly made moss that no one needs. Better than him, no evil spirits can litter and quickly turn a normal, spacious forest into a slum.
The goblin does not lie, but plays with his imagination, does not confuse the tracks, but jokes, does not plot intrigues, but has fun, is not late, but is delayed. Therefore, he is an excellent politician, an intriguing, and a talented critic of everyone and everything, but, like Vodyanoy, he is not appreciated in his native forest.
Kikimora – Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
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Emotional, sentimental, dreamy, sensitive, affectionate, and good-natured evil spirits. A dual, contradictory nature, she loves change and variety, she wants to go to women, then to girls, to be Kikimora home, dependent, then Kikimora wildly free, swamp. Having quarreled with Vodyanoy runs to the Domovoy, offended by the Domovoy, and returns to Vodyanoy, torn between the house and the swamp, as a rule, unhappy and not understood in his personal life.
It has the gift of foresight, if you got drunk from a hoof, it means that you will become a kid, if you foolishly climbed into a swamp, it means that you do not have all the houses. Either way, you will need an ambulance to help Kikimora. She will yell at you mentally, put a hundred leeches, douse you with cold water, smear it in medicinal mud, wrap it up with mud, and put it under a bush to recover.
Kikimora is a devoted and loyal friend, if you come to her – you are doomed.
Bay the Cat – Leo (July 23 – August 23)
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The king of beasts retired to a dubious repose fell into childhood and returned to his origins. He walks to the right – the song starts, to the left – he says a fairy tale, does it masterfully with great charisma, even if he has neither hearing nor voice. It can lull you, even if it is not the time, not the place, and you were not going to sleep. You will grow dull – you will fall asleep forever, but you will see colored dreams, how the Cat Bayun goes to the right – the song starts, to the left …
He is endowed with intelligence and magnetism, but often suffers from amnesia: “I am not me, and the kittens are not mine, where I was, whom I finished off with my intellect, I magnetically magnetized tightly – I don’t remember.” Magnanimous and noble: “I forgive everyone to whom I owe!” Likes to patronize, especially the weak: a mouse, a bunny, a hamster, a bird, a fish. He takes care of him for a long time, carefully, with interest, and can then mercifully let him loose if he has played enough. He should be vigilantly taken care of – fed with sour cream, fresh meat, given cream, stroked on wool, combed out fleas, otherwise he will decay and refuse to be with you the meaning of life. Do not flatter yourself, Bayun the Cat is a wild animal, no matter how you feed it, everyone looks into the forest. A stubborn, arrogant, and damn clever predator, if he needs to get that sausage over there, he will hunt until the sausage is handed over to the mercy of the winner.
Baba Yaga – Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
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In fact, this is Vasilisa the Wise, tired of the hustle and bustle and disappointed in the human breed, which she knows as flaky. A misanthrope and a cynic, a retired gray eminence who has retired in the middle of nowhere for the intricate weaving of intrigues with beads. He peacefully brews potions and dries fly agarics for the winter, so that on occasion he can treat a neighbor who has gone too far into the forest. A closed nature, overly cautious, boring, and demanding, she will check seven times why she came, and only once she will cut off your tail up to your ears because she does not recognize any compromises, you are torturing al from the case, you are not given an average, “after hard plowing to lie on the stove, there are rolls ”as an argument does not work. Uncleanness is fair, corrosive, and meticulous, reads bad thoughts, understands nasty things at a glance, and expresses itself adequately in response. Weak strategist but strong tactician able to send far away, sticking a small ball and indicating the direction with a broom. Baba Yaga’s remarks often hurt, actions shock, ruthlessness and coldness offend good fellows, but her help is effective as “dead” + “living” water, when you have already been chopped into the cabbage. Uncleanness is hardworking, non-wasteful, economic, and thrifty, but reckless, “in the mood” can waste the accumulated funds, playing with the Nightingale the Robber in preference. Yaga has an ideal work organization in the hut, the potions are arranged in the correct disorder, the spiders weave cobwebs in strictly designated corners, the cat crap only where necessary, the mice build and run in a clear sequence, and the flies fly along the intended trajectory. Baba Yaga is laconic, restrained, but curious, and arranges an inquiry with passion for trifles. Carefully! Everything,
Mara – Libra (September 24 – October 23)
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The ghost lives in a medieval castle in dense fog, especially in the morning. A mysterious, muddy creature, where he will go – does not know what to wear – has not chosen, with whom – it is not known why – has not come up with, most likely, it will not go anywhere at all, because it is necessary to get up, to drag along carefully weigh the pros and cons against”. Without analyzing the situation, which she herself will stir up to the limit, Mara will not move a finger, she will not lead her ear, and she does not rustle the shroud.
It is possible to lure evil spirits only “for a terrible interest.” Supporter of beliefs, why run, if you can stand, why stand, if you can sit and why sit if you can lie down. It is not by chance that evil is personified with death by suffocation, it is enough to go shopping with it, and you will either strangle it or fizzle out yourself. To be or not to be in this suit is a matter of life, death, and your iron nerves.
Mara is an extremely noisy and annoying ghost, arriving at midnight, rattling with chains until six in the morning, vigorously discussing with you a touching and funny story “how she came to such a life after death”, even if you are silent, yawning and unsuccessfully trying to fall asleep. But Mara is not so much your nightmare as an embodied villainous fate, sheer darkness, and a slight clouding of mind. He can get it from the other world and tactlessly, but affectionately, take out your brain. Do not worry, in the daytime evil spirits will not annoy, it is not visible – not heard when it comes to every day, dreary work.
Mermaid – Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
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If you are determined to take a dip, prepare for the worst. Cultivate willpower, be patient, learn to breathe evenly, buy waterproof jackets and white rubber slippers, and suddenly a Mermaid will meet you on your life path. A mermaid will sit on a pebble in the middle of a pond and comb her wonderful hair with a wonderful comb for a long time, even if she has a short hedgehog on her head. And you have to hang around like an enthusiastic idol on the shore in slippers, with a towel at the ready, not breathing so that no circles in the water interfere with the process. If you interfere, the Mermaid will drown in a whirlpool of emotions, hammer to death with a comb, and drag to the bottom to build a crystal palace under a snag.
Nature is complex, mysterious, emotional, rushing from one extreme to another, now sitting in a lake, now climbing an oak tree, now singing sweetly, now screaming like a fire siren, now an angel, now God knows what. Out of love for you, she is able to give her voice to the witch, and immediately turn you into sea foam, because everything is so changeable and impulsive. She is forgivable, she has an internal conflict between the sublime and the low: the upper classes want to carry their unearthly beauty to people, while the lower classes have low self-esteem. The mermaid is independent, disobedient, capricious, and escapes any networks, it is possible to manipulate evil spirits, but carefully, in hedgehog mittens. More pressure on pity, the Mermaid is somewhere very deep in the soul of a kind and sympathetic.
Dashing One-Eyed – Sagittarius – (November 23 – December 21)
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In fact, Dashing Two-Eyed, but if you wake up when you have not had enough sleep, then it will start dashing your shooting. The evil spirits will grab a bow, arrows, a pillow that will turn up under the arm, carefully aim, squinting their eyes … she does everything carefully and accurately … you will remember this beautiful one-eyed face for your entire short life, leaving edification for posterity: DO NOT WAKE! It was about the dashing child that they said: “The seven nannies have a child without an eye.” It grew, the nannies fell under a dashing natural selection, but the restlessness, cheerfulness, and energy over the edge of evil spirits preserved, however, as well as eyelessness.
Dashingly – a complete idealist and incurable romantic, he believes in a bright future, in love at first sight, in friendship from the second, in divorce, and a maiden name from the third. Stepping on the same rake, he stubbornly turns a blind eye to human vices and scatters utensils everywhere, so he proudly walks through life with a black eye and scars on a rake-wounded heart. If you are eager to find out the whole truth about yourself, not being afraid of an arrow in the ass, a pillow over the ears, a bow in the eye, go to Likh and ask.
Kashchei the Immortal – Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
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Nature is solid, stubborn, ambitious, fireproof, waterproof, bulletproof, and strong-willed. It is about him for the eyes they say gently “draw – you will erase figs, goat”, and in the eyes harshly – “salt of the Earth”, which is fair, not sugar. The only evil spirits that are not inclined to be overweight, but do not risk calling it a walking soup set, it forgives an insult, if only you, a young eagle, sit in a dungeon damp and rumble on your last legs with chains. The leader and strategist take full responsibility for the gold mined in the struggle, over which he voluntarily languishes. Appreciates material values ”just like that”, in a chest, and not for comfort. You can always cry in his tibia, he is a pessimist, and he will sympathize with your grief, sciatica, and a bunch of dental problems that you will immediately understand will be worse. Jealous but restrained he solves the problem of his headache radically – with your guillotine. He loves being alone with Vasilisa the Beautiful in the kitchen and with a dozen Ivanov-Tsarevichs in the dungeon, because it is more fun to grumble, philosophize, witty, and appreciate everything beautiful in a pleasant company. A maniac and a gambler in everything, extremely patient, he can wait and catch up for an eternity, he has time. She prefers to wear a soft, meek, white, fluffy casual suit, do not be fooled, the bunny suit hides a duck, an egg, or an iron character. he has time. She prefers to wear a soft, meek, white, fluffy casual suit, do not be fooled, the bunny suit hides a duck, an egg, or an iron character. he has time. She prefers to wear a soft, meek, white, fluffy casual suit, do not be fooled, the bunny suit hides a duck, an egg, or an iron character.
Nightingale the Robber – Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
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Lazy, friendly, irresponsible evil spirits, prefer to sit on the branches and constantly whistle to you.
Nature is airy, flutters through life, and pours water into its mill, successfully spinning the wheel of fortune. He knows perfectly well what, to whom and when to whistle with a dashing valiant whistle so that the victim’s ears are blocked, she lost her orientation in space, gave up the horse, threw down her weapon, and blew in different directions.
Most often, the Nightingale the Robber chooses the creative professions of a pen and an ax. Uncleanness is charming to tremble knees, optimistic, sociable, spills like a nightingale, so you are tormented by vague doubts, maybe this is not a robber from the big road, but Robin Hood, who refused home comfort in order to give freedom and freedom to an unsuspecting traveler.
The Nightingale the Robber is inquisitive and compassionate, he will carefully check whether you have been blown far by the wind, how many arms and legs you have broken, and how much food you have left in your knapsack.
The evil spirits are generously gifted by nature, but they do not have time to develop numerous talents, everything goes into a whistle. Creative, but in an eternal search, easily builds castles in the air, and easily destroys them in front of an amazing audience.
Merman – Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
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If you sit in a deep puddle, you are rapidly sucked in, you begin to perish and gurgle indignantly, but suddenly something pale, green, decisive appears, which pulls you like a hippopotamus, praising its patriotically native puddle, do not hesitate – in front of you is the Water One.
He loves his swamp so much that he prefers not to crawl out of it. Truth in the depths of his soul, the Water One is a Large Golden Fish, dreams of seas and corals, dangerous adventures, and fulfills any reasonable desires, from the trough and ending with the columnar nobility. A romantic incorrigible by difficult living conditions, he believes in scarlet sails and has a vivid oyster imagination and the intellectual potential of a dolphin.
Vodyanoy is modest, sociable, shy, and nervous when they do not understand his lofty impulses to help his neighbor stay afloat, he takes offense and hides under a snag for a long time. The soul of the evil spirits is thin and vulnerable, but in the swamp, not a single creature appreciates this. Do not pass by water bodies with bad intentions, it is dangerous for a pure soul Waterman to act on his nerves with dirty thoughts. However, Vodyanoy prefers to avoid collisions, to flow around obstacles, rather than fight with them.
She always swims in the depths and looks at the root, they willingly reach for advice from the Water One, and sometimes they drown in them.
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