What Each Zodiac Would Say In A Farewell Letter Before Leaving Earth
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Zodiac Aries
“Later Earthlings. Try to keep up without me, but honestly, I doubt you can”
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Taurus
“Don’t worry, I’m taking all the creature comforts with me. Don’t touch my plants.”
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Gemini
“BRB—trying to meet some aliens! Hoping we can start a group chat.”
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Cancer
“I will miss you all so much! Please don’t forget to call me!”
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Leo
“Don’t worry, the new planet will still revolve around me.”
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Virgo
“Before I leave, I’ve left a detailed list of everything you’ll need to do in my absence. Don’t mess it up.”
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Libra
“Too beautiful for this world, but still judging your outfit.”
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Scorpio
“Don’t follow”
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Sagittarius
“Off to explore outer space. Catch me if you can.”
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Capricorn
“I’ve calculated the journey, packed efficiently, and secured a leadership position on the new planet. Catch up when you’re ready.”
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Aquarius
“Now floating through space, because Earth was too mainstream.”
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Pisces
“The stars are calling, and I must go.”
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